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Seventeenth Indication that I’m Screwed

If you are serious about not studying, you better come up with something else to procrastinate.  That probably didn’t even take that much time, and now you’re just back to facing the book.  Might I suggest reading my article for my DTH application…

jennannte:

In an effort to not study for my finals, I’m going to rename all of my classes.

HIST226 History of Rome Old White Dudes Fuck Things Up

HIST369 20th Century War and American Society Assholds Hitting Eachother

HIST373 US and World War II Those Damn Japs

GERM391 Holocaust Literature Jews Die

Also, Brian and I went last night to the showing of Good Burger in our Student Union.  You know, Good Burger with the expanding burgers and 90s phones and Burgermobile and Sinbad.  Oscar-winning material right there.

ummm tumblr?

So apparently I don’t post on tumblr anymore, per se.  But…. I love college.  It is insanely fun.  And whether I’m qualified to write this column on the microeconomics of interpersonal relationships (not that I would call it that in the column, because christ that is boring, and maybe not what I am even talking about), I just reallly want to get it done and chill with some people in the best place on earth.

Man I am glad that someone else realized something that I have known my whole life.  And that is… Earth is the best planet in the solar system.  Man I love it so much.  I want to live here my entire life probably unless another planet opens up that is just as nice.  This is just a great place basically.  And it’s Earth Day, so I just wanted to say how great it is.  Seriously though Earth is awesome.

Awesome.

Plus come on that experiment wasn’t “odd” he was just really hoping to hit the jackpot

I have no friends for the next week…

And neither do you, if you have my schedule!

Friends, with my schedule you do not have them:

So my teachers’ plan was essentially this:

1.  Assign minimal quantities of necessary work during the semester in order to…

2.  Assign the shit out of necessary work during the last two weeks of the semester.

Ergo, it is quality cell time for Reedlich as he tries to get this whole homework thing rolling in order to stay alive in the latter half of this week and the beginning of next.

But yeah just in case people start to forget — my name is Reed and I have a beard and sometimes I say things like “There is no such thing as foreplay.” or “Cosmopolitan is the Al-Qaeda of relationship advice.”

From sciam.com, where else?

“Now, as a psychologist who studies people’s belief in God, I’ve had more drunken conversations about the meaning of life with ethanol-soaked brains than I care to count. So intuitively this makes sense—I’ve found that, alongside the worm in a bottle of tequila, many people also find God at the bottom of their alcoholic beverages. Be advised, though. After 5-6 drinks, these deep thoughts sound to the sober onlooker about as profound as a potato thudding against a concrete floor.” — Jesse Bering, Scientific American.com

Funny

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I love everything about teenage culture

“Dino, the total surface area of the world is almost 200 million square miles.  If you can’t find someplace to feel me up, you just aren’t trying hard enough.”  — Life As We Know It

This is the second to last day of me being a teenager, and I am spending it watching a TV show based on a book (“Doing It” by Melvin Burgess) I read in high school about teenagers trying desperately to have sex, and all of them having messed up relationships and families.  Unfortunately most of the actors are bad, and even if they were not the plot is pretty thin.

But by God I am still a teenager for 28 more hours so… this is still pretty legit.

I’m glad that the post about German brought us all together

Thank you, germanpost.  Thank you.