May 2009
2 posts
Seventeenth Indication that I'm Screwed
If you are serious about not studying, you better come up with something else to procrastinate. That probably didn’t even take that much time, and now you’re just back to facing the book. Might I suggest reading my article for my DTH application…
jennannte:
In an effort to not study for my finals, I’m going to rename all of my classes.
HIST226 History of Rome Old White...
ummm tumblr?
So apparently I don’t post on tumblr anymore, per se. But…. I love college. It is insanely fun. And whether I’m qualified to write this column on the microeconomics of interpersonal relationships (not that I would call it that in the column, because christ that is boring, and maybe not what I am even talking about), I just reallly want to get it done and chill with some people...
April 2009
19 posts
“I think it’s usually a better allocation of time to talk to people who you...”
Man I am glad that someone else realized something that I have known my whole life. And that is… Earth is the best planet in the solar system. Man I love it so much. I want to live here my entire life probably unless another planet opens up that is just as nice. This is just a great place basically. And it’s Earth Day, so I just wanted to say how great it is. Seriously though...
Plus come on that experiment wasn't "odd" he was...
I have no friends for the next week...
And neither do you, if you have my schedule!
Friends, with my schedule you do not have them:
So my teachers’ plan was essentially this:
1. Assign minimal quantities of necessary work during the semester in order to…
2. Assign the shit out of necessary work during the last two weeks of the semester.
Ergo, it is quality cell time for Reedlich as he tries to get this whole...
"What Women Want" →
This article is really long but is endlessly fascinating if you share my interest in sex, and talks about some things that I particularly find interesting including: the tendency for women to change between sexual preferences, the effect of pornography on women and their exact physical response, and general hypotheses about the future of the study of women’s arousal.
From sciam.com, where else?
“Now, as a psychologist who studies people’s belief in God, I’ve had more drunken conversations about the meaning of life with ethanol-soaked brains than I care to count. So intuitively this makes sense—I’ve found that, alongside the worm in a bottle of tequila, many people also find God at the bottom of their alcoholic beverages. Be advised, though. After 5-6 drinks, these deep thoughts...
I love everything about teenage culture
“Dino, the total surface area of the world is almost 200 million square miles. If you can’t find someplace to feel me up, you just aren’t trying hard enough.” — Life As We Know It
This is the second to last day of me being a teenager, and I am spending it watching a TV show based on a book (“Doing It” by Melvin Burgess) I read in high school about...
I'm glad that the post about German brought us all...
Thank you, germanpost. Thank you.
“Charlie… Have you ever kissed a girl?”
I shook my head no. It was...”
– — Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stephen Chbosky
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thing i am unhappy about right now
Information wants to be free cost a little more than a dollar.
misterwillis:
it’s great and all that itunes mp3s now no longer have drm protection, but $1.29 mp3s suck.
ruckus closes and then this happens? too soon, itunes, too soon.
GO heels
Whose house?
Heel’s house.
God Franklin street was incredible. Thank you everyone. I am glad to be a Tar Heel today.
Hopefully the quiz won’t hurt too much tomorrow.
“Why is the United States, which has almost single-handedly brought the world to...”
– Terry James, www.raptureready.com
dank. →
You are clearly not a sorority bitch. You are a girl who happens to attend and enjoy a sorority. There is a clear difference here.
Please don’t wrap a steel pipe around my head. I enjoy using it occasionally.
humanbomb:
you watch that mouth when you’re stereotyping on my reblogs, boi. i -will- wrap a steel pipe around your head (and use your very own notation while threatening you).
...
dank. →
It’s soooo guttural. JK that is what every sorority bitch has ever said about german.
humanbomb:
Please click here, scroll down just a little teeny bit, listen to the excerpt, and then tell me how excited you are about me speaking to you like this next year.
Be glad you don't have:
“Nearly 70 percent of the world’s Tasmanian devils (Sarcophilus harrisii) have been wiped out in the past 10 years by a contagious cancer known as devil facial tumor disease (DFTD).” — Scientific American online
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wolverine leak and panda sex
Always. Always always always information wants to be free.
That’s why it moves so quickly in the intertubes. Seriously folks the Blag-o-blag is HERE, and it’s not going away because you make some information legal and some not.
shelton:
information is just begging to be free, people. I think we’re going to have to change the expectations for what a movie release should look like...
Well, Diane, you caught my attention.
Wasn’t everyone excited about panda sex for a while? Maybe she was talking about the ecological ramifications of the panda sex she had witnessed.
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beautyistruth:
Today on “Jeopardy,” Diane’s fact about herself was that she “witnessed panda sex.”
I don’t even know what to say to that.
Good for you?
Realquickrant
Okay, I don’t know whose idea it was to get the team together to work on this project, but if the meeting lasts longer than ten minutes to just assign what everyone should be doing, I am going to freak out. I am not doing any work with those Lulus, I never do work with other people. It is like the opposite of productive.
On another note, the registration today was flawless.
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Circadian rhythm? So you say.
This graph means approximately nothing. But having a visual is important for some of you, so there you go.
It might come as no surprise but let me tell you, once you get tired enough nothing makes any sense. (I’m looking at you, cofunctions and inverse functions).
My name is Reed and I’ve been bleed-free for one day…
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March 2009
7 posts
If I had a million roommates...
First off, do you spell roommate with two m’s or one?
Whatever. Anyway.
I would be really embarassed to live my life if I had a steady roommate. For instance, let me just walk you through my daily activities for today.
10:00 — Skip math recitation
11:00 — Skip german
11:56 — Wake up to a phone call, decline to go to lunch
11:58 — Go back to sleep
12:06...
I told Mitch I would tumbl this
“today mitch and I decided our new favorite word is phallologocentrism”
Regarding sandwiches
So if you have two pieces of bread, it’s not a bread sandwich. Sandwiches are named by what is between the bread, so you would need a third piece of bread in between the other two to have an actual bread sandwich.
Two pieces of bread is just a sad time. Furthermore, your three-piece sandwich could have condiments without changing name, as condiments rarely change the name of the...
Re: Attention, asshold. [[A Text Conversation.]]
sic? are you kidding me?
Reed: Oli [[Reed's German exchange student, whom I met while in Germany in December]] tells me: your sentences are grammatical but they just don't really sound like german.
Me (a little bit offended): haha yeah, what a weird thing to say tho
Reed: I'm trying here asshold [sic] i'm sorry that i don't sound native
Me: What? I was going to say, i don't think he heard me speak more than a few sentences in german, i didn't see him much
Reed: Yeah he was talking to me. Everything isn't about you
Me: dude, totes thought you were talking about me. in my defense you were fairly unclear.
Reed: Your response showed that you didn't really understand what i was saying but i wasn't going to press the point
