Rhymes with "g-spot"

I have no friends for the next week…

And neither do you, if you have my schedule!

Friends, with my schedule you do not have them:

So my teachers’ plan was essentially this:

1.  Assign minimal quantities of necessary work during the semester in order to…

2.  Assign the shit out of necessary work during the last two weeks of the semester.

Ergo, it is quality cell time for Reedlich as he tries to get this whole homework thing rolling in order to stay alive in the latter half of this week and the beginning of next.

But yeah just in case people start to forget — my name is Reed and I have a beard and sometimes I say things like “There is no such thing as foreplay.” or “Cosmopolitan is the Al-Qaeda of relationship advice.”