Rhymes with "g-spot"

Man I am glad that someone else realized something that I have known my whole life.  And that is… Earth is the best planet in the solar system.  Man I love it so much.  I want to live here my entire life probably unless another planet opens up that is just as nice.  This is just a great place basically.  And it’s Earth Day, so I just wanted to say how great it is.  Seriously though Earth is awesome.

Awesome.